Michael Enzo

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"My beer drunk soul is sadder than all the dead Christmas Trees in the World.”


"America I have given you all and now I'm nothing."Allen Ginsberg 


"It is not only the leader of men, statesman, philosopher, or poet, that owes this bounden duty to mankind. Every rustic who delivers in the village alehouse his slow, infrequent sentences, may help to kill or keep alive the fatal superstitions which clog his race. Every hard-worked wife of an artisan may transmit to her children beliefs which shall knit society together, or rend it in pieces. No simplicity of mind, no obscurity of station, can escape the universal duty of questioning all that we believe."—W.K. Clifford, “The Ethics of Belief


“Everything I have ever shared was someone else’s words.” Oprah 


“ I one time fell out of my church pew, during a sermon about sloth.” Confederacy of Dunces


“The two basic stories of all times are Cinderella and Jack the Giant Killer -the charm of women and the courage of men” F. Scott Fitzgerald


"Under the smoke, dust all over his mouth, laughing with white teeth, Under the terrible burden of destiny laughing as a young man laughs," Carl Sandburg, Chicago


MIDPOINT DISTRIBUTION’S DESCRIPTION OF Confessions of a Self-Help Writer:

Lunge into a funny, audacious, and devastating work of fiction based on factual events. As much a comedy as a tragedy, “Confessions is a unique piece of literature to be remembered for its originality as much as for its significance as a statement about living life in today’s harsh reality.” Explore the psyche of one of the world's most profound advisors: a Quixotic adventurer who admits freely to lurid depravity, substance abuse, and emotional complexity. Despite personal demons, he’s fooled adherents into a unique reverence and might be responsible for saving more souls than Mother Teresa and Gandhi combined.  Hypocrite isn't a strong enough word for someone who writes self-help books purely for profit. Two of the world's ten wealthiest used Enzo as a ghostwriter and while they attribute their status in life to Enzo’s words, not a single one willingly admits to knowing him. DeHaven, a patsy in Enzo’s schemes and a recurring voice, shares his own perspective and often times paints himself in a very negative light, which adds a layer of credibility to such a fantastical story. Brief moments of compassion and insight are even more powerful and poignant from this perspective. The most disheartening admission presented is that Enzo would only fall back on his tremendous gift, of writing self-help, as a last act to pay debtors and sustain a ridiculous lifestyle. The reader of “Confessions” is forced to question DeHaven’s motivation in publishing this journal. Does he truly want to ruin Enzo’s legacy or is this an act of love? Reaching out to someone who is still lost. Enzo, wherever you are, pick up a self-help book and give it a read.  Who knows, you may have written it. 


DISCLAIMER: I, Unlike Ben DeHaven, have also worked with Michael (Enzo) for over 20 years. This is a website dedicated to keeping the facts straight!  While I don’t know exactly where Enzo is, I do keep an active PO Box in Bloomfield Hills, MI under his favorite pseudonym, Raoul Duke. I much like, Ben DeHaven, also have a gag order and can not disclose his real name. So don’t ask.  He is terrified of using the internet, except on his twitter feed, and still contacts me with suggestion’s for content on this site. So rest assured that what you read here is from the active mind of one of the world’s darkest and greatest men. Merely on sabbatical until called into action again. 

DISCLAIMER: I, like Ben DeHaven, have also worked with Michael (Enzo) for over 20 years. This is a website dedicated to keeping the facts straight!  While I don’t know exactly where Enzo is, I do keep an active PO Box in Bloomfield Hills under his favorite pseudonym, Raoul Duke. I much like, Ben DeHaven, also have a gag order and can not disclose his real name. So don’t ask.  He is terrified of using the internet, except on his twitter feed, and still contacts me with suggestion’s for content on this site. So rest assured that what you read here is from the active mind of one of the world’s darkest and greatest men-Merely on sabbatical until called into action again.

DISCLAIMER: I, like Ben DeHaven, have also worked with Michael (Enzo) for over 20 years. This is a website dedicated to keeping the facts straight!  While I don’t know exactly where Enzo is, I do keep an active PO Box in Bloomfield Hills under his favorite pseudonym, Raoul Duke. I much like, Ben DeHaven, also have a gag order and can not disclose his real name. So don’t ask He is terrified of using the internet, except on his twitter feed, and still contacts me with suggestion’s for content on this site. So rest assured that what you read here is from the active mind of one of the world’s darkest and greatest men-Merely on sabbatical until called into action again.