Michael Enzo

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Their roller coaster friendship was eventually ruptured by their mutual involvement with an adult film star and entered a new chapter in a federal courthouse in Philadelphia last year. Enzo mysteriously disappeared before sentencing and is still wanted. 

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The first Rule of Self-Help is to Ignore what people are writing about you. 
That being said-even with a Fake name-people are blaming me for everything.
After Enzo set-up and signed a deal so that the Ubiquitone’s from Baltimore would “open” for the last Phish tour,
​it’s rumored Enzo took the advance, pawned Fredo Miller’s Keyboard’s, and is now helping to get them sued for Trademark Violations.
Ran-Afoul of Trademark Violations.
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How can I stay mad a Susan, who after all this time, still showed up to support our story. We waited all night for Enzo and when the booze finally ran dry, we were left with each other. 2 of only a few who knew the truth. One reviewer said, why can't this just be a book? Because it isn't, its 2 peoples lives who were destroyed. Why was it a multi-platform fail? Because we are in hiding. No Enzo's real name is not Enzo. but there just isn't enough money in the legal jar to tell you who he ... 
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The Alternative Voice, 2013. E. Terry  After many desperate attempts, I was finally granted an interview with the elusive Michael Enzo. A shadowy character who has been accused of running businesses into the ground, stealing from the Australian Government, and most recently of selling millions of copies of Self-Help books while pretending to be celebrities. His “people” assured me he knew nothing of the recent allegations and any questions pertaining to current lawsuits were off the table. An acquaintance of his, Ben DeHaven, is releasing a book in 2014 titled, Confessions of a Self-Help Writer (The Journal of Michael Enzo). I was granted “approximately” 5 minutes to ask my questions. Good Afternoon. Thanks for speaking with me. So-Who is Michael Enzo?  ​With an expression of disbelief Enzo began, “I started as an alter boy, working at the church, learning all my holy moves, doing some research. Which led me to a cash box, labeled "Children's Fund" I’d leave the change, and tuck the bills inside my cummerbund” Your father owned a carpet store, but prior to that was a presidential speechwriter and novelist that wrote under a pen name.  What did you learn from him?
“I took a part-time job at my father's carpet store. Laying tackless stripping, and housewives by the score, I loaded up their furniture, and took it to Spokane and auctioned off every last naugahyde divan.”
You’re a devout Catholic? How has that impacted your life or writing? “I’m very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins. I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in. I'm proud to be a glutton, and I don't have time for sloth, I'm greedy, and I'm angry, and I don't care who I cross.” You have been labeled as a gigolo and as someone lacking any social consciousness. “Is that a question? I’ve also been called an intruder in the dirt . I’m not even sure what that means. I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt. I'll live to be a hundred, and go down in infamy.” ​ Do you feel your education prepared you for the life you lead? “Of course I went to law school and took a law degree, and counseled all my clients to plead insanity. Then worked in hair replacement, swindling the bald. Where very few are chosen, and fewer still are called.” Many of your businesses have started and ended in poker rooms. Would you say you’re a professional writer,poker player, or businessman? “I’ve been to Monte Carlo to play chemin de fer , I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair. I put my last few francs down on a prostitute . Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute. Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig and headed for the airport and the midnight flight, you dig? And fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide looking through the want ads-sipping Fosters in the shade.” You’ve been associated with many businesses that were closed under strange circumstances and often times employees were left without paychecks. Tell me about the most recent business venture? "I opened up an agency somewhere down the line to hire aboriginals to work the opal mines, but I attached their wages and took a whopping cut, and whisked away their workman's comp and pauperized the lot.” After the scandal, you fled and were wanted by the Australian government. How did you settle that affair? “I bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air and landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear.” What’s next for Michael Enzo? “Well, Lagniappe Publishing is releasing a journal of mine that my last wife stole. So we will see where that goes. I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals. I'll see you in the next life, wake me up for meals.” So I guess we’ll just have to wait? “I never make anyone I care about wait too long,” Enzo said, then abruptly excused himself to use the restroom and never returned.

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The Artist’s Way with Julia Cameron is candid with her Artist’s and Self-Help Journey.You will never find the connection to the other books, regardless of how closely you look at the Pearls’ of Wisdom. Was Ben in a Jay-Z Song? - Contact Him instead: 702-420-2332- and tell him to write his own fucking book! --Jay Z, *I have been asked about the “shout-out” in the Jay-Z song. While I worked briefly in hip-hop, ( Eninem -“M&M’s are delicious".) “ A simple google search will show you that I’m not the same Ben DeHaven, but let me ask you a question- “if you were Sean (Jay-Z)-and you were asked about that lyric-would you say-a “chubby white kid from Cicero got you in the game”  **(The line is “F*** the world, my defense came, Ben DeHaven introduced me to the game”)

DISCLAIMER: I, like Ben DeHaven, have also worked with Michael (Enzo) for over 20 years. This is a website dedicated to keeping the facts straight!  While I don’t know exactly where Enzo is, I do keep an active PO Box in Bloomfield Hills under his favorite pseudonym, Raoul Duke. I much like, Ben DeHaven, also have a gag order and can not disclose his real name. So don’t ask.  He is terrified of using the internet, except on his twitter feed, and still contacts me with suggestion’s for content on this site. So rest assured that what you read here is from the active mind of one of the world’s darkest and greatest men-Merely on sabbatical until called into action again.

DISCLAIMER: I, like Ben DeHaven, have also worked with Michael (Enzo) for over 20 years. This is a website dedicated to keeping the facts straight!  While I don’t know exactly where Enzo is, I do keep an active PO Box in Bloomfield Hills under his favorite pseudonym, Raoul Duke. I much like, Ben DeHaven, also have a gag order and can not disclose his real name. So don’t ask He is terrified of using the internet, except on his twitter feed, and still contacts me with suggestion’s for content on this site. So rest assured that what you read here is from the active mind of one of the world’s darkest and greatest men-Merely on sabbatical until called into action again.